Deodorant
1985-1995.
The text reads as follows. Each deodorant stick contained enough for
309 individual armpits.
There are 26 sticks here. At 309 pits each, that’s a total of 8,034
pit-days. Since I
usually did both underarms, these containers represent 11 years
or 4,017 “long-lasting odor protection days for the active man.”